S.L.U.G. Queen Inspira

"Once a Queen Always a Queen"


In true SLUG fashion I’ve been moving VERY SLOWLY so this is my first update to this page.

Here’s a little history:

I’ve been a SLUG QUEEN for OVER 10 YEARS.

After winning the competition and coronation I was—like all newly crowned Queens—the “Current Reigning Queen” for a year. I then handed over the crown to become an “OLD QUEEN” for the remainder of my first decade. Last year on my 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY I received my VERY OLD QUEEN PIN. Here I am right after receiving my 10 Year Pin holding the Bicycle Crown for Queen Bruce while he makes a few comments after receiving his 30 Year Pin.

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Hello world!

Welcome to the website dedicated to S.L.U.G. Queen Inspira!

In 2003 Inspira Gastropodium became the 21st Reigning S.L.U.G. Queen of Eugene, Oregon, USA. As a royal member of S.L.U.G. (the Society for the Legitimization of the Ubiquitous Gastropod) she lives by the motto, “Once a Queen always a Queen!” During her reign she coined the slogan, “Bribe Early, Bribe Often!” To inspire wanna-be Queens to do whatever it takes to win the coveted title of S.L.U.G. Queen.